"What is this junk bringing my browser to it's knees?"
Christian Pearce's Abysmal Animations of Traction-Bound Traceurs and Free-Running Failures!
Don't get me wrong, I don't wish these sort of results on anyone! Although I have very little knowledge of le parkour - and even less ability! - I have tremendous respect and admiration for those that do.
"Is my browser broken?"
No, they're supposed to look like that. These are little animations I did on my Nintendo DS. Obviously pretty rubbish animations, but technically they are still animations. I used Animanatee to do 'em, a fun and free app by some clever dude called DekuTree64. You can get it here. You'll need a homebrew-enabled DS though. What are these about? I dunno. I really like animation, le parkour and watching things turn to shit, so I guess this is the sum of all those parts.